So how about this one?
Seems like it would fit in around here no?
This is the first one on the list.
If I don't do it soon, I'll forget again. I just know it. And there I will be next year, two days before Hannukah with no menorah, and no candles wondering what is WRONG with me.
(We ALL know what's wrong with you. It's quite obvious.)
What's that, all knowing cranky pants?
(You LIKE using weird stuff to solve problems.)
Future Cat tells us that in New Zealand this is called "the number 8 wire solution". I like the sound of that. Figuring something out with what's on hand. It's resourceful. Creative. Ingenious..... and cheap.
(Cupcake. Get a grip on yourself. In your world, it's absentmindedness at best, and laziness at the worst. I'm voting for lazy. It has a nice ring to it. Besides, you are supposed to be performing a religious obligation. Seems crass to use a cookie sheet with aluminum foil on it.)
Well, for once ( ), you have bested me. You are absolutely right about that last part. I've seen the error of my ways.
Amazon, here I come.
Clicking...
"Complete Order"
('Bout damn time.)

