You know I am just swamped over here today. I don’t really have a minute to spare. I think I have discovered a secret plot. THEY are amassing their forces right under our noses and we need to pay attention. I decided to stop my work for a few minutes and send off this report. In case something happens, there will be evidence that I was onto THEM.
Every day I get spam emails. I delete them like one swats flies at a 4th of July picnic. But they just keep on coming. They have randomly generated subject lines. I have made fun of them before, but it suddenly dawned on me that these might be coded messages.
Not being a trained cryptologist, I have been struggling to make heads or tails of this stuff. I just KNOW there is something to it. Here is a sample of what I have been working on today, remember now, this is the raw data, just as it came into my mailbox….
Carrageen leaden dirunal
Cross tennessee drought
Stun cadillac atrophy
Truth is comptroller phenyl supreme
Direct yellowknife jocular
Dodge regimen stowage
Orders universal whittier cohort
Cheesecloth dioxide marque
Cross timon literal newsboy
Kodiak above flynn
You see my problem? This is tough. But I have a theory. I think it is saying this:
“A cross Cadillac jackknifed into a Dodge and the cohort, Timon the newsboy, got a Kodak of our man Flynn.”
So if I were you, I would be on the lookout for any cranky Cadillacs in your area. Just to be on the safe side.
Of course I am going to have to put aside my crypto work for a while tomorrow, as I have a job interview. Do you think it would be a good thing to put this on my resume’? I mean “secret cryptologist” sounds pretty impressive. You think they might need someone with those qualifications at a Heating and Air Conditioning company?
They might.
(I’m tellin’ you people, somebody better get over here and keep an eye on her. I’m alone with this woman all day. You don’t know what it’s like. Bring medication. Or tea. Perhaps chocolate…. Yes, bring chocolate. I’ll set up the I.V. )
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*throws chocolate at you from a safe distance*
Too bad you are not closer, I know of several perfect jobs for you where I work. I think of you a lot in my line as as a matter of fact.
~Anne
oh these blogs are cool
so this coding that you refer to well the last time i heard of anything like this was in beautiful mind well i think all minds are beautiful because they are virgin territory never been traversed by another mind and i do think we are all schizophrenic
hey i am going to write that in my private entry of traveling blogs in my journal the reason i have decided to keep this private is because i dont want a law suit hee hee hee
signed mad hatter it is too bad i missed the last tea party
I will have to be more conscious about my SPAM now......hmmmmmm, my mind just started wondering if SPAM mail is actually a cheap advertising ploy for the SPAM meat byproduct?
I think your theory though makes more sense though........after all this talk of SPAM I am getting hungry maybe I will go fry up some SPAM.....Augh stop it, stop it! It IS a cheap advertising ploy! Damn the man!
Butterfly
P.S. Got any of that chocolate left? I think I am falling into withdrawal....must.........haveee...................suuuuugaarrrrrrrrrr
Shalom
At work, every day, I get two or three emails from very weird names promising me this may be the last email I receive from them (I wish) regarding that mortgage application they processed from me that I never sent them.
Maybe it's not really spam. Maybe it's a sign from GTW that I'm supposed to buy a house! Or-or-or- get a degree from an unaccredited online university! Or-or- enlage my member for HER pleasure! Or even send my bank information to that poor soul in Nigeria!!!
Uh-oh, I think I might need some chocolate, too.
--Solo