I feel a bit like I am in the doldrums.
And as soon as I used that word, of course I had to go look it up. What does it really mean?
(dl´drmz) or equatorial belt of calms, area around the earth centered slightly north of the equator between the two belts of trade winds. The large amount of solar radiation that arrives at the earth in this area causes intense heating of the land and ocean. This heating results in the rising of warm, moist air; low air pressure; cloudiness; high humidity; light, variable winds; and various forms of severe weather, such as thunderstorms and squalls. Hurricanes originate in this region. The doldrums are also noted for calms, periods when the winds disappear, trapping sailing vessels for days or weeks.
Interesting. I had no idea that the doldrums were also the birthplace of hurricanes. But when you think about it, that is rather poetic. Too much calm is not normal. Days or weeks? Let's hope for only days in the doldrums.
I suppose it's a good time to polish the brass, swab the decks, or clean out the salted herring barrels. Beings as how one won't have to bother with all that sundry rigging, trimming the sails, gybing, heeling, and tacking around.
Good time to work on yer skrimshaw there me bucko.
Arrrr!
(I think I'm seasick. And why does she have an eyepatch on? Someone call the ship's surgeon. She looks feverish to me.)