I just love new stuff don’t you?
Makes me feel just like a shrew.
To figure out the situation,
And then amend configuration.

Change your colors
Change your socks,
Are you my friend?
Then tick this box.

I this me, or is that you?
Wait a minute, just a sec,
Do I have that right?
Oh, what the heck.

The names I’ll pile
In this group here.
Answer back please,
There’s a dear.

If we figure this stuff out
And if we all survive,
I want t-shirts mailed to us
That say :“We made it out alive!”