D'vorahDavida
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Fearless Fiona Finds Foul Filth
Sun Mar 09 2008



So like most of us, I've been ferreting out the various clocks around the house and moving them forward and hour, and in the process hoping to make them all say about the same time. The most accurate clock we have is a little chiming clock that Hub Man and I put together once from a kit. It runs on a battery, and is almost always dead on.

Not so our grandfather clock. It's a persnickety thing. It's chimes are loud enough to wake the dead. And it hardly ever tells you the right time. But it makes up for it in charm. I do love listening to it tick tock all day.

Anyway, I unlocked the door and moved the hands forward then locked it again and headed off to the next clock.

In a few minutes I heard a screechy scratching noise.... what???

I went around the corner following the sound, and there was Fiona, locked in the grandfather clock.

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Now I promise you, without the light of the flash, I did not see the amount of dust in the bottom of that clock. I was just as shocked as my mother is right now looking at that picture. [Note the cat tracks in said dust.] I'm considering them criminal evidence at the moment, and they should be preserved.

In my defence, I am not the one who winds the clock. So I don't generally open the door, so if I didn't SEE the dust, I'm not responsible for the dust. But now that I HAVE seen the dust, well..... like I said, I'll take care of it.

Back to the Perp.

This cat is a corker. She wrestles with the dogs just as rowdy as can be. She isn't afraid to get right in there between them. She gets into any open container big enough for her body. She is fond of backpacks. One day she jumped into the dryer when I was putting clothes into it. [Yeah, just think of the possibilities]. We have had to start putting her in the utility room to sleep at night, otherwise she wanders around knocking things off the kitchen counters. A few nights ago she knocked my little gourd that I keep salt in off the onto the floor. She then played with the pile of salt. She likes to wrestle with the roll of paper towels and shred it to bits. You know, just a little harmless fun....

But her juvenile delinquent days are over. At least when it's dark. Her little kitty bed is tucked up in the corner by the cat box. And the door is firmly shut.

Abuse your freedoms, and they get taken away, that's all I can say.

Excuse me now, I have a date with some dust.


5 Comments
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Mar 09 2008
    Better a little DUST than 15" snow. I just made my fifth chore digging out and the body just said enough OLD man.The birds are going nuts and I swear I have over 100 scrafing seed as I clear a spot . When I got up this morning the trees out back looked like the movie The Birds!! The Red Fox squirrle and 4 deer were also making tracks all over the lower deck.. The SUN is out and places cleared are really melting at last.
    Time to have some lunch and kick back.
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Mar 09 2008
    And I thought Missy got into things!!!


    Bless
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Mar 09 2008
    My cat is overly fond of the top shelf of my linen closet and has been known to get stuck in there when I've closed the door without looking.

    RYC: No, my middle name is not Job, but I'm beginning to think we are cousins.
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Mar 09 2008
    'But her juvenile delinquent days are over. At least when it's dark. Her little kitty bed is tucked up in the corner by the cat box. And the door is firmly shut.'

    Whatever gets you through the night. I speak from experience. She'll find a way, goodness knows Lightning has and does!
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Mar 10 2008
    Ahhhh. The joys of being a cat owner.
    Have fun!

    I'm too polite to mention the dust.
    Ooops. Guess I just did, huh?
    Hugs!