Consult The Oracle
I almost forgot the annual Consult the Oracle opportunity what with all the hub bub we had around here with new servers and all.
So without any further ado, I present The Oracle of Pupik.
From the Pupik* of the world:
Consult The Oracle
This is your chance to consult the controvertible wisdom of the DearDiary Oracle. Your questions should be inquiries into the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything. . . or not. The Oracle will entertain most questions. Even those concerning shopping lists, gas prices, shrinking product sizes and other everyday concerns. However the Oracle will not answer questions about the Oracle. (Some semblance of mystery must be maintained after all.)
All mortals may now feel free to make your petition.
*Pupik = Yiddish for navel.
** Many thanks to Roo for the inspiration.
Comments (5)
SummerPlace (Legacy)
Dear Dear Diary Oracle:
Should I go ahead and plant the hollyhock bulbs in the ground now or is it too far into summer for that? And...
do these jeans make me look fat?
(giggles)
Summer
Should I go ahead and plant the hollyhock bulbs in the ground now or is it too far into summer for that? And...
do these jeans make me look fat?
(giggles)
Summer
ImNotLisa (Legacy)
Dearest of Dear Oracles -
What's my problem about writing in my diary? Is it that it's been so long? Maybe I just need a good opening line. Any suggestions?
What's my problem about writing in my diary? Is it that it's been so long? Maybe I just need a good opening line. Any suggestions?
bookworm (Legacy)
Lol, I was wondering what happened to the Oracle. I can't think of any question for the Oracle, but just wanted to call in to say hi. ;-)
welshamethyst (Legacy)
Oh Great Oracle Person,
Why don't fish have eyelids?
Why don't fish have eyelids?
allimom (Legacy)
Oh Great Oracle,
Where can we find Osama Bin Laden?
If that is something you are unable to divulge, then I put to you this,
What is the best method for someone without will power to lose weight (without going onto Survivor or other "Reality Shows")?
Allimom
Where can we find Osama Bin Laden?
If that is something you are unable to divulge, then I put to you this,
What is the best method for someone without will power to lose weight (without going onto Survivor or other "Reality Shows")?
Allimom
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