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Consult The Oracle
Sun Jun 15 2008


I almost forgot the annual Consult the Oracle opportunity what with all the hub bub we had around here with new servers and all.
So without any further ado, I present The Oracle of Pupik.




From the Pupik* of the world:


Consult The Oracle



This is your chance to consult the controvertible wisdom of the DearDiary Oracle. Your questions should be inquiries into the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything. . . or not. The Oracle will entertain most questions. Even those concerning shopping lists, gas prices, shrinking product sizes and other everyday concerns. However the Oracle will not answer questions about the Oracle. (Some semblance of mystery must be maintained after all.)

All mortals may now feel free to make your petition.

*Pupik = Yiddish for navel.
** Many thanks to Roo for the inspiration.
5 Comments
  • From:
    SummerPlace (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Jun 15 2008
    Dear Dear Diary Oracle:

    Should I go ahead and plant the hollyhock bulbs in the ground now or is it too far into summer for that? And...

    do these jeans make me look fat?

    (giggles)
    Summer
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 16 2008
    Dearest of Dear Oracles -

    What's my problem about writing in my diary? Is it that it's been so long? Maybe I just need a good opening line. Any suggestions?

  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 16 2008
    Lol, I was wondering what happened to the Oracle. I can't think of any question for the Oracle, but just wanted to call in to say hi. ;-)
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 16 2008
    Oh Great Oracle Person,
    Why don't fish have eyelids?
  • From:
    Allimom (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Jun 17 2008
    Oh Great Oracle,

    Where can we find Osama Bin Laden?

    If that is something you are unable to divulge, then I put to you this,

    What is the best method for someone without will power to lose weight (without going onto Survivor or other "Reality Shows")?

    Allimom