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Someone put a note in my nest
about 24 things.
I refuse to write 24 things.
One should be able to say
what they need to say in
fewer words.
So I'm only going to do a dozen.
A very nice even number
with a long and glorious tradition.
1. Often you will find
it takes longer to think about
doing some chore
than it does to actually DO the chore.
Stop thinking and DO.
2. I think Martha Stewart is a divine being.
3. A good pot of tea and homemade scones
will cure almost anything that ails you.
4. Contrary to popular opinion,
I am NOT a fussfeather.
5. Make a plan and stick to it.
That's my motto.
6. Sitting around feeling sorry
for yourself is a waste of time.
Get up and do those dishes.
7. Hard work never hurt anyone,
and it keeps you out of mischief.
8. I am not afraid of anything
or anyone.
Bring 'em on.
I'll peck their eyes out.
9. Contrary to what you may have heard,
eggs are very very good for you.
10. I have no interest in politics.
It's a flappin' waste of time.
Go muck out the stables.
That will set your mind straight
in no time, not to mention clearing
your sinuses.
11. Don't pay any attention to
naysayers. They don't
know what they are talking about.
12. For pity's sake go on
about your business.
I have things to do.
Someone put a note in my nest
about 24 things.
I refuse to write 24 things.
One should be able to say
what they need to say in
fewer words.
So I'm only going to do a dozen.
A very nice even number
with a long and glorious tradition.
1. Often you will find
it takes longer to think about
doing some chore
than it does to actually DO the chore.
Stop thinking and DO.
2. I think Martha Stewart is a divine being.
3. A good pot of tea and homemade scones
will cure almost anything that ails you.
4. Contrary to popular opinion,
I am NOT a fussfeather.
5. Make a plan and stick to it.
That's my motto.
6. Sitting around feeling sorry
for yourself is a waste of time.
Get up and do those dishes.
7. Hard work never hurt anyone,
and it keeps you out of mischief.
8. I am not afraid of anything
or anyone.
Bring 'em on.
I'll peck their eyes out.
9. Contrary to what you may have heard,
eggs are very very good for you.
10. I have no interest in politics.
It's a flappin' waste of time.
Go muck out the stables.
That will set your mind straight
in no time, not to mention clearing
your sinuses.
11. Don't pay any attention to
naysayers. They don't
know what they are talking about.
12. For pity's sake go on
about your business.
I have things to do.