D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Nibble they tiny feet. . .
Sun Jun 01 2003

Such a pleasant afternoon, just warm, not hot, with a playful little breeze and a blue sky.

Though it’s not a pleasant afternoon for Mr. Mouse, who’s been hiding in the tangled flower bed. I saw him scurry along under the cosmos and marigolds a little bit ago trying to hide from Bob. Big Bad Bob. He’s got a reputation now, as he has decapitated two of Mr. Mouse’s friends (or relatives for all we know). It’s a gruesome place when Bob’s about.

The other night he brought one of his trophies into the house to toss it around before deciding what to do with the corpse. Perhaps he is “tenderizing” it? I’m usually not the squeamish type, but coming around the corner to see Bob with a bloodied rodent at aphelion, was a bit startling to say the least. I shrieked for my husband, who came out of his computer cave and took a look at the situation and began to tell Bob what a great cat he was. He quoted his favorite cat poem to Bob. . .

“Love to eat them mousies
mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet.” By B. Kliban


He then tossed the incriminating evidence out the front door, Bob followed, nervously leaping after his prize. Good riddance !

“Eeeeewwww!” Was my intelligent comment on the whole business. Followed by a resounding “Yuck!” No poetry came to MY mind during this disgusting episode.

The result of all this bloodshed is that Bob has become obsessed. Where he used to sleep on his cat tower all the live long day, in various embarrassing and unflattering CATatonic positions, he now begs to be let out and frankly if the sliding glass door is open, he lets himself out the screen door letting the flies and gnats in the house.

He finds a spot in the shade (usually right on top of my prized peppermint plant) and waits. I go out and try to warn Mr. Mouse,
hoping he will go next door, but he just ignores me. I think he has a death wish, what can I tell you? Bob is very happy to grant any and all such self defeating wishes in mice.

So we are enduring the cat and mouse wars at our house. And I am sorry to say, the mice are losing. Although, even in his peril, I am pretty sure I saw that little fellow stick his tongue out at Bob earlier. Foolish mousie, very foolish indeed. Unless he changes his ways, I don’t think he will last out the week.


5 Comments
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Jun 01 2003
    I used to have a cat that brought me decapitated gophers. He couldn't understand why I didn't appreciate his gifts.

    Now I have a house cat--strictly house--and I don't know if she'd even recognize a mousie or a gopher. And that's fine with me.

    Shalom.
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Jun 01 2003
    Our cat has only just discovered this particular game, too. ;-)
  • From:
    RealmOfRachel (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Jun 01 2003
    Ilove the cat poem! I know what you mean, intellectually I understand that it's what cats do and that they're ferocious little sods. I can even accept that you're supposed to praise them and that it's an honour and a sign of love for them to give you the corpses as trophies but I'm with you on this one ewwwwwww! One way to stop Bob's one cat mouse genocide would be to put a little bell on his collar so that they can hear him coming.
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 02 2003
    Want to sell your cat? He is worth his weight in gold if he gets gophers!! Those darn gophers are why I can't have a garden anymore. They are very hard to trap and my cats have too many mice to enjoy.
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 02 2003
    Ah, I see now it was a commentor that has the gopher cat...not enough enough coffee combined with getting kids off to school ;)
    We have tried showing our what gophers look and smell like but they still could care less. It's a losing battle, darn little rodents.