D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Family Reunion
Mon Jun 14 2004



Family Reunion:

A large group of closely related, loosely related and questionably related people, annually camping out in a remotely located apple orchard, surrounded by forest.

The men are in charge of meals, which means that they are always 2 hours behind schedule. But when men cook, I smile and nod and never complain. EVER. It's a welcome break for me.

An undetermined but rather large number of children are running amok. There never was a clear count as they never stayed still long enough to take one. And there was no "group photo" attempted either. I think because the group dynamic is just too wayward for it. (Bunch of independent cusses present, who quite efficiently handed down their independent traits to the next generation and so on, and so forth)

Before I launch into some random observations made at the family reunion, I would like to make a few random stream of consciousness observations about camping in general that were jotted down this morning while WAITING for breakfast.... (see above)

Camping out:

I need a bath. A long hot bubble bath. And I need to see my therapist. Our leaky air mattress should WILL be shot at dawn. It failed us miserably two nights in a row. Mosquitos should be shot at dawn also, but we can't seem to round them up so someone can to the deed. Tea from styrofoam cups does not taste quite right. Next year I am bringing my own proper mug. Our ancient folding aluminum chairs will be summarily thrown away, and new ones purchased before next year's reunion. I want a dollar for every time someone schmoozed the baby. And five dollars for every half drunk soda that was abandoned by the undetermined number of children in attendance. ( I could retire today)

Honorable mention goes to the unidentified, alarmingly large insect that I plucked from my belly button and threw to the nether regions of the tent in the middle of the night. (May all your buggie dreams be nightmares... Oh say, something involving armies of exterminators in white trucks with blue uniforms chasing your miserable thorax relentlessly.)

Okay.

Some reunion statistics:

Age range in group: 76 years to 10 months.
Serious disagreements: None.
Minor disagreements and general bossyness: Continuous.
(Everyone's an expert!)


Random things seen and heard during the reunion:

A VERY steamy kiss between G. & S. while WAITING for breakfast.(See above)
One naked baby stripped down and sponge bathed after diaper blowout.
A dog summarily chased out of the pasture by a horse, two mules and and a donkey.
(Dog barely escapes alive)
Tallest cake I have ever seen, all of one piece. 8 layers I think... about two feet tall covered with chocolate frosting and dotted with pieces of walnut, looking faintly reminiscent of the leaning tower of Pisa. Produced by bachelor D. as some sort of twisted joke.
"The dog just killed a mouse in the driveway!"
A lovely clover chain made by one 10 year old.
"Where's the hot chocolate mix?"
"Whose going to cut the watermelon?"
8 year old boy standing guard outside the bathhouse door while his 3 year old girl cousin "takes care of business." ( my favorite moment of the weekend )
"Mom!" - "Mom!" - "Mom!" - "Mom!" - "Mom!"
"Dad. Where's Mom?"
Jack Russell terrier held aloft by a ball that he will NOT let go of.
"Guess what everybody? D's cake fell over!" (my favorite quote of the weekend)


A good time was had by all.

(Oh and by the way.... every CRUMB of that cake was eaten up. . . Thank goodness it fell over on the kitchen counter!)



I have spent the last hour or so, catching up with diaries. The car is sitting out in the driveway, unpacked. We are too tired to deal with it. I am going to go get in the tub and soak off this grit.

Tomorrow I have an appointment with a really real therapist to discuss menopausal issues. Do you think I should mention my last Group Therapy session.... just to bring this person up to speed on what's been going on around here? Think that would be a wise strategy? I'm taking a poll.

Sigh.

It's good to be home.





9 Comments
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    Sounds like a pretty typical family reunion to me. Glad you had a good time and yes, do take your own mug for tea next time. Tea and plastic -eewww- (what is it you say?) ptui! :)

    As to the poll, I have mixed feelings about the mention of your last Group Therapy Session. If the therapist is female and anywhere near menopausal age, then go ahead; she will find it amusing and will understand completely. If said therapist is a male this may not be wise as he is sure to think you in need of possible long term care.

    In either case, if no evidence of the possession of a sence of humor emerges, I would leave Dr. Rubber Ducky out of the conversation. :)

    I'm glad you are home.
  • From:
    Yarngirl (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    Thank you for giving me something to look forward to next weekend. Family reunion/high school graduation combined. At least there is no camping, however there will be a bonfire, weather permitting. Weather not permitting, I may go hide someplace until it's all over.

    I suppose if you mentioned the last group therapy session, it might be best to leave out the tub and bubbles aspect. Though I do agree with InStitches too.

    Julie
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    GEE AREN'T THEY FUN!! cLASS REUNIONS ARE bADDDD
    TO THE BONE AS HALF ARE GONE AND THE OTHER HALF HAS crs AND I NO LONGER GO.
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    Oh, you should definitely mention the last group therapy session. If you aren't completely honest with your therapist, they won't be able to help you. I suspect the last group therapy is something they'll absolutely need to know about in order to accurately assess you. *smirk*
  • From:
    Diane (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    Good luck tomorrow! I see absolutely no reason not to mention Dr. Rubber Ducky to your new T. She needs to be brought up to speed by your first (and favorite I might add) T, and have him to consult with if necessary. Don't you agree?

    Glad you had a good time at the annual family reunion.
    Love ya!
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    And it's good to have you back. Sounds like a lot of fun. Hope the group therapy goes well. Perhaps you should test the crowd a little before you mention your last group therapy session. ;-)
  • From:
    AQuietEvening (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    I think you may have to keep that info to yourself for a while. It may intimidate the new therapist. How is one to follow in Dr. Ducky's footsteps?? ~QE
  • From:
    Monstergue (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 14 2004
    Good God. You just described our family reunions. Are we related????

    As to roast beast. Carmalized onions are a must. If I am doing a roast in the oven, then I also require carrots and potatoes. Others in the house also require celery. I hate celery except in its purist, crunchiest form, slathered in pimento cheese. I DO put celery seasoning in but at least it it just the taste and not a soggy green gooey thingy. Glark!

    On the carb front, I have nothing against those who watch theirs, but I refuse to be ostricised for eating bread and pasta *giggles madly*

    Keep on keepin' on, Ma'am!

    Hugs,
    Bobbi
  • From:
    Sezrah (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Jun 15 2004
    my dear yetzirah,

    you are as entertaining as always ;)

    *hugs*

    sez