A few questions of the day:
What would the world be like without computer Spam?
[I have no quarrels with real life Spam]
Who do you think will have egg on their face after tonight's vice presidential debate?
Why can't I remember to put ALL the things we need on my shopping list before I go out the door?
Why can't kittens tell the difference between the furniture and me?
[I have a two inch kitten slash on my foot from that little mountain climber]
Why can't I get paid impressive money for blogging?
Why is my printer not working at the moment?
Does it have something to do with inspections performed behind the computer desk by a certain little white fur ball in the last few days?
When did Halloween become such a major consumer luring activity?
Who actually WANTS a 6 foot tall singing Frankenstien gyrating on their front lawn?
What is so satisfying about a spoonful of crunchy peanut butter?
If you had two hundred thousand dollars, would you fork it over to go up on SpaceShipOne?
Tell me what is so great about a Plasma TV when all they have to show on it are programs like Fear Factor?
Why am I typing these questions when I should really be stirring my apple butter?