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Dear Diary Oracle - The Oracle is IN
Tue May 05 2009

Well my friends and chickens, it's that time of year again.

The Dear Diary Oracle is open for business. We will be gathering questions for the next two days.



From the Pupik* of the world:


Consult The Oracle



This is your chance to consult the controvertible wisdom of the DearDiary Oracle. Your questions should be inquiries into the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything. . . or not. The Oracle will entertain most questions. Even those concerning shopping lists, gas prices, shrinking product sizes and other everyday concerns. However the Oracle will not answer questions about the Oracle. (Some semblance of mystery must be maintained after all.)

All mortals may now feel free approach and make your petition.

*Pupik = Yiddish for navel.
** Many thanks to Roo for the inspiration.
9 Comments
  • From:
    JonothanMA (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 05 2009
    I have a question. If you had no sight, sound, taste, hearing or touch, where would you be?
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 05 2009
    I have recently noticed that many people have a ‘glazed over’ look in their eye and are speaking like robots. Can you explain the cause of this and is it contagious?
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 05 2009
    Questions, I have questions. Jillions of them. The main question right now is: where did I leave my mind? I miss it.


    Bless
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 05 2009
    Since pupik is Yiddish for navel, I guess my question is somewhat appropriate. Here goes:

    Oh Great and Terrible Oracle Type Person,
    Why don't dogs have inny & outty belly buttons like we human beans do?
  • From:
    Supertrooper (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 05 2009
    Oh mighty oracle ...please answer me this ....why do the bones in my underwire bra pop out of the fabric after just a few washes ..its so annoying and means I am forever having to buy new bra's . I hope this isnt too personal a question oh mighty all knowing one .
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 05 2009
    I'm feeling so much pressure to come up with a question that I am experiencing mind freeze.
    Oh mighty great one, what causes that?
    There!
    A question!
    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed May 06 2009
    The more we learn about our universe that seems to have no end .Do you believe thier are other planets like Earth out there?
  • From:
    Piska (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri May 22 2009
    123<a href="http://google.com">google.com</a>
  • From:
    Piska (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri May 22 2009
    123[url]http://google.com][/url]