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And Now For Today's Headlines...
Thu Nov 20 2008



In case you wonder why I walk around here with my eye twitching....

(They can't SEE you Einstein...)

Oh, right. Well, take my word for it. I'm walking around here with my eye twitching because I read this kind of stuff almost every day....

[Taken from internet news sites, verbatim]


"Gore warns world may face civilization 'collapse'... "

One wonders if he WANTS it to happen, or is distressed that it might happen.

"Experts call for end of flushing toilets... "

This is gonna cause all KINDS of trouble.


"IT'S ON: California Supreme Court to take up gay marriage ban... "

As a citizen of said state, I am pretty steamed that we voted on this TWICE and there are people who just refuse to accept the democratic process. It's SO much easier to get 7 people to agree with you than 'the masses' don't you know. Crap.


"Obama stays out of car wars on the Hill..."

He's gonna have to come out of the gym sometime and actually do some 'presidential' stuff. I thought he would jump at the chance to show us some of his brand spanking new 'CHANGE' ideas. . . Evidently not.


"'ENOUGH FOR ONE ATOM BOMB'"

Good news for Iran. We finally gave them enough time to get the job done.
Now we will have to depend on Israel to undo it. Of course we will be ready to shake our finger after they blow it up and pretend we are shocked by their lack of diplomacy.

"GOP congressman to taxpayers: Your money is not yours"

Wow. At last someone had the kahunas to say what they really think of our hard work. Ingrate!


"Supremes to review Barack's citizenship"

You know, I really would think that this little issue would have been cleared up before now... Won't it be interesting if he has problems in this area? I wonder what contortions we will see them perform to wiggle out of this one?

"Is Barack Obama the right man for the job? "

I thought this was a question one would ask BEFORE the election???

"German medic's account confirms
Hitler had only one testicle"

I cannot quite express how irrelevant this bit of news is at this point in history. 'Who the hell cares?' just does not cover my irritation on the subject.

"Phoenix imam tells Muslims
to disregard U.S. laws"

(She can't talk. Though her mouth is opening and closing like a fish, no sound is coming out. It's rather pleasant to tell you the truth...... quiet at last....)

"India sinks Somali pirate ship"

Well at least SOMEONE has some balls left. Hoo Rah India!

I swear, you could lose your marbles, not just one of them, reading this kind of stuff. I may have to give it up altogether. Take up pottery. Basketweaving. Hey! Knitting! There's a good hobby.

I am so outta here.

(If only it were true.....)



7 Comments
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Nov 20 2008
    Guess you missed the story about the kitten with two faces born in Australia

    *toddles off laffing like a loon*
  • From:
    Supertrooper (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Nov 20 2008
    You made a gloomy situation hilarious ..thanks for the giggles ( poor old Hitler eh ) xx
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Nov 20 2008
    ROFLMAO
    'nough said.
  • From:
    Richardsworld (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Nov 20 2008
    Now I can finally get a good nights sleep knowing the status of Hitlers balls lol. Well not just yet, I'm still waiting on the final count of Obama's balls. Go India! It's time we blow Iran off the map is what I say! As for Gore, he isn't over 2000 yet. The toilet thing is frightening lol. And yes I think Obama needs to start showing some interest and start acting out the role he wanted so badly. Hope your eye settles down. Hugs, Richard
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Nov 20 2008
    Words fail me.

    Wine therapy anyone?
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Nov 21 2008
    Time to step back and take a very Deep breath.
    If the car industry goes broke for such sloopy operation let Honda and Toyota take over. Thier plants here are doing just fine and No Union debt
    that is out of control.I also give Obama some slack as his term does not begin till Jan. and I am much more interested in the Cabinet he selects. I did not vote for him but the people have spoke so let us hope the Mess on his hands and the World are in very Cool hands with level heads.
    Besides there is damn little we can do by worring till dust settles in next 4 years don't you think?
  • From:
    Diane (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun Nov 23 2008
    Ah, the Democratic Process: The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion.

    Molly Ivins

    VERY funny stuff here. Thanks for the laughs.

    However, I will refrain from going on about things on ballots that are against basic civil rights and are written in prejudice.

    Hope you are a having a wonderful weekend.