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If I ran the world,
I would immediately ban all florescent lights.
Cookies and milk would be served at 3 o'clock every afternoon.
On Mondays, chocolates would be waiting for you at your workplace.
A kazoo would be supplied to everyone as standard equipment, no matter what your job actually involves. Many things could be improved by the addition of a kazoo.
If you stole something from someone else, you would have to give it back right away, and if you couldn't, you would have to do their dishes for them until you paid your debt, and no one would talk to you for a month. Not one word.
Anyone throwing a tantrum would be left alone in the room. This includes dictators.
Great efforts would be made to find out what a person's best contribution would be to society and then they would get to do that job.
Brownies would be the foundation of the food pyramid. And they would be GOOD for you.
Everyone would have a little garden.
Everyone would have perfect teeth.
What would happen if YOU ruled the world?
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The Little Red Hen says:
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Okay, so you can't do it ALL, but you can do SOME of it. . .

10 Comments

From:
Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
On:
Mon Jan 17 2005
The world would be ruled by King Authors Court, and be (CAMELOT) . No WARS
From:
Pragmatist (Legacy)
On:
Mon Jan 17 2005
Well, if I ruled the world there would be no more WAR. If the Russian president doesn't like what the American president is doing, they can either sit down face-to-face and hash it out (no "advisors" allowed), or get into the boxing ring and hash it out. Winner take all.

But I like your way. Could I be your vice-ruler? I'll bring the chocolates on Monday.

Shalom
From:
Bookworm (Legacy)
On:
Mon Jan 17 2005
The way I'm feeling right now, I'm just glad for everyone else that I don't rule the world. ;-)
From:
Monstergue (Legacy)
On:
Mon Jan 17 2005
If I ruled the world, bosses would be born mute and be required to kiss their employees feet daily ;)
From:
InStitches (Legacy)
On:
Mon Jan 17 2005
Hmmmm...if I ruled the world:

At the very least, hormones would be required to stay in balance at all times......and weathermen would not be allowed to broadcast wall to wall coverage of normal weather.
From:
Ichandra (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jan 18 2005
hey mon amie
my journal will be subterranean for a while but I am still going to read

how excessively cute this has to be one of the the cutest entries

if I could rule the world people that stole would get their hands cut off
the bible says if your hand causes you to sin cut it off if your tongue causes you to sin cut it off or something like that

hilarious mon amie you know I am kidding ha ha

the perfect world for me would be lollipops and roses and bright copper kettles and everyone would sing like julie andrews even bush and the al quaeda and then finally there would be peace
you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooocute
love ichandra
From:
Salamander (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jan 18 2005
If I ruled the world, I'd immediately hand the job over to someone who was qualified to do a decent job of it. Me, I'd just make a muck of things.
From:
Supertrooper (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jan 18 2005
I would make Steve a rich man .
Then ....
Feed the hungry ....love the lost ....save the planet ....stop the wars ...cure cancer ..find the elixer of youth and the pill that kept us all in perfect health and shape ....
ban video games and make star gazing and yoga a national pastime .
Free fudge for everyone ..
and take all my DD friends on a round the world cruise .
Make having fun and laughter compulsory for all .

So says
SUPER HEN !!!!!

Love
Linda xxx
From:
ImNotLisa (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jan 18 2005
That is the best set of rules I've seen in a long time. Can I send that to my congressman?
From:
Sweetsummerbreeze (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jan 18 2005
Love it.

D'vorahDavida
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