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Yetzirah

I Need An Intervention
Tue Nov 03 2009


Hello, my name is Yetzirah, and I am a journal junkie.

Hello Yetzirah, what's your story you strung out scribbler?

It all began at a Ben Franklin 5 & 10 cent store in a small town in Ohio. I had grown tall enough to finally see the array of this and that they had displayed on this one aisle for children. I worked my way past the rack with the cheap suckers hanging in their cellophane wrappers. Wow, that was an eye opener right there. But beyond the red, green, yellow, purple and orange suckers was an assortment of merchandise guarenteed to make a 6 year old think of starting a life of crime. I passed miniature bottles of Coke in real glass bottles and a little wooden crate to hold them, wind up tin cars, paddle balls, teeny tiny dolls with movable arms and legs attached with elastic thread, plastic bags with a rubber ball and jacks. [Who plays jacks anymore?] There were cardboard tubes with pick-up-sticks in them and many more things I cannot remember right now. But among all this wonderful stuff, I found a stack of little tablets with rainbow colored paper. I flipped through the pages imagining all the wonderful things I could draw or write. I felt faint. I was overcome with paper lust. I thought whoever invented said tablet must be some sort of genius. I have been hopelessly addicted ever since.

As a matter of fact, the first crime I ever committed was to pinch a #2 pencil from a family friend who was babysitting me. I was found out and duly ashamed and humiliated. I was a good little girl most of the time, but the first real conscious wrong that I committed had to do with a writing impliment.

So  you see, my problem runs deep. One might also say it is hard wired in my genetic make up. But that doesn't excuse my theft. Oh no.

Today I come by my pens and paper honestly. And today I made a run over to Target to get milk after taking some packages to the post office. It's a brand spanking new Target and they carry some really great notebooks. I was in a bit of a mood, having been up in the middle of the night, unable to sleep and ended up writing in my journal about buying journals.

( Is this story GOING anywhere? If not, I have papers to correct...)

Feel free to go about your business.

ANYWAY, I pawed through all the notebooks at Target and ended up buying three of them. I hardly ever do that. I usually make myself choose just one. But I couldn't help it. I succumbed to the paper fumes ...

Now, I already have a drawer full of journals at home. And I was a little chagrined when I was putting the new ones away. Why you ask? I discovered I already HAD one of the ones that I bought today.

Here they are. The one's laying flat are the new ones.

Ben is inspecting them. He declared them practically perfect in every way.



[album 65561 Journal Inspection.jpg]

I really need to get a grip on myself. This is entirely too many blank journals. It's practically obscene.

( I could not agree more. Positively decadent. And possibly immoral. I'll have to think about it.)

Let's just bypass that whole process and I will stipulate that this does border on the immoral. I need to go on a journal diet. No question. I know my weakness well however, and I could certainly use a sponser to talk me out of further journal purchasing next time I'm in the notebook aisle...

Any volunteers?

( I wouldn't touch that job with a ten foot pencil.)






7 Comments
  • From:
    Misstick (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Nov 03 2009
    I know how you can use all of these blank journals (they are really blank, aren't they?!): print off your Dear Diary entries and glue them into the notebooks, page by page! this will help you to feel better about journals in general and about buying even more and more of them in particular, for your 8 years of Dear Diary might just be able to quench your paper lust ;-)
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Nov 03 2009
    I'd be of absolutely no help to you in that department because I'm addicted to magnetic note pads. I have a whole drawer full of them. And another whole drawer full of baby legal pads.
  • From:
    DancingStar (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Nov 03 2009
    Wish I could help but sad to say I too suffer from paper lust! Its so bad that when other half attended the windows 7 rollout seminar he swiped an extra free diary for me because he knew he would lose his if he came home with just one! As much as I am not fond of windows is a great book, just the right size with good quality paper...perfect for making lists in!
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Nov 03 2009
    I see all kinds of things to write ON, but where are the things to write WITH? You need both, you know.

    But those journals-in=waiting sure are pretty.

    I'm not a journalist, tho' I've tried in the past. I guess there's not much in my life or thinking to journal about. Maybe? Or that I want to think about or read about later.


    Bless
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Nov 04 2009
    Don't look at me! I'd be absolutely no help either.
    BTW - Did I ever give you that black leather journal I bought when they were on clearance? I bought three. One for me, one for you and one to add to MY collection for future use. They were just too cheep to pass up, remember? Hmmmm. I can't remember if I gave it to you? This is getting bad.
    Let me know if you can remember. *sigh*
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Nov 04 2009
    Be still my heart...........what beauty!
    ~~~~~~~~
    Quilty here.... I had to take over as InStitches got rather dreamy eyed as she gazed at the photo. It all proved too much for her. She is rather fond of little notebooks and things you see.

    I could be wrong my dear, but I think you may be calling for help in the wrong group........ you see it is rather like a chocoholic seeking help from the people who are wolfing down M&M's like there was no tomorrow. Typically they encourage rather than admonish the behavior so in the end all that will happen is that you will be advised to buy more. After all, the paper supply could dry up in the near future and you should stock up just in case.

    You know, that is a good point too and one you should consider. The economy is in a bit of a down turn and paper companies are struggling right now. Honestly, it could be considered patriotic to but notebooks right now. Just be sure you include a pretty pen.......with purple ink........and maybe sparkles.........those will be the first to vanish from the shelves.

    Anyway my dear, I hope this helps you to get your habbit under control. And you may call me anytime you need an intervention. I'm always here to help.

    Your friend,
    Quilty Hen
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Nov 04 2009

    *sigh* All that blank paper! It's like getting to start a new day, all fresh and clean and perfect.