Lately, alot of people around the house have been having the morningtime sickeness. *not to be confused with morning sickness, which occurs in pregnant people* It's symptoms include drowsiness, fatigue, sadness, dread, body aches, general lethargicness and acute pain. These symptoms generally occur on work/school days, especially Monday's. They tend to go away immediately following the decison to skip work/school and get some "bedrest" Though generally, these symptoms go away around noon time and are not known to occur on weekends, except among churchgoers. Also, not many cases are reported during vactaions or breaks in schedules. This "sickness" is known to generally strike the young and those fed up with thier jobs. The only known cure is genuine motivation. Though the side effects of this miracle cure are the lose of unnecessary sleep and fake excuses to the boss/teacher.

Believe it or not I actually did come up with this, not from some lame forward or website. It's just something i noticed. I came up with the phrase and idea after noticeing that my lil sister and my mom are "sick" in the morning and miraculously cured by noon time or after calling the boss.