Wow, seems I've been stumbling over some good jokes lately. *maybe cause I've been looking for the past hour* Here's a funny lil thing I found. Also, after the jokes, I got some software I think you people would like.
If men got pregnant .........

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem
2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
9. Men would'nt think twins were so cute.
10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? Their target audience is women.
LOL@last joke. Ok, now for some cool/good software. FIrst is a program called active worlds. This a 3d chat room. You get to roam around this virtual world while chatting. A good prog is Lavasoft Ad aware. IT checks you computer for spyware. Programs that spy. I found 5 programs. If you have dsl or cable, then you should have zone alarm. Also, trillian, the prog I use, let's ya chat to multiple instant messangers. Last, WOrdweb. This an instant dictionary. Perfect when you come across words you don't know.