Dear Diary,
Right now I am mad. WHy, cause I didn't get to sleep well. WHy, oh becaue good ol' big brother had to bring one of his bimbos over here. FIrst he comes in my room, takes my tv. Then comes in, takes my speakers. Keep in mind this is happening at 2 in the morn. So i'm like what is he doing. WHile trying to fall asleep, he starts playing music. I told him to lower, he did. I thought, well, atleast he lowered it. Then, *how gross* i start hearing them, doesn't he realize my room is next door. Now i'm thinking, he should start putting that music louder. SO after awhile he finally stops. Now you might be thinking, why not go bang on the door, or say something. Well, if the girl realizes I'm awake, she won't wanta do him. If I ruin it for him, He's about to kick my a**. Then we argue. Then resentment. Then so on and so forth. Err, stupid bimbos

The part that erks me most, he can get at almost any girl. Oh, i've tested this out, I point to some girl in the plaza, he gets her. Why, cause, he's got charm and knows the words. He said he's willing to teach me, take me under his wings, I of course declined. Oh, how he tricks em. Why they fall for his hunk of nonsense is beyond me. He's like, let me teach you, and sometimes I almost say yeah, why, cause I'm the opposite. I frezze up. He does give me pointers though. He tells me they want a nice guy, but not overly nice. For example, not to many compliments at first, let her earn those he says. TOo many compliments will make it seem as though your too desperate. Another thing he says, make dates exciting. By that he means, go roller blading on the first date, or sky dive. That way you will have a conversation and you will almost gurantee make them say they had a good time. A restaurant isn't till after the fun time. One more thing he says, listen more than talk. And when you talk, talk about how nice you are to others, don't talk about yourself, let her ask the questions. Man, where did he get sooo good. It so erks me. Not fair. He don't deserve the ppl he gets. Well, let me log off the bitterness train for now.