Was going through some older entries when I reread one of the funnier things I've cam across. Was an email sent to me. I thought it was funny enough to repost, besides, my day wasn't that memorable.

Recall Notice

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary
original
prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction
of the
same defect
in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed,
'Subsequent
Internal Noncompliance or more commonly known as S.I.N, and it is
primarily
symptomized by loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent behavior
(f) Depression or confusion within the mental component
(g) Fearfulness and/or dishonesty
(h) Idolatry

The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to
correct
this S.I.N defect. The number to call for the recall station in your
area is:
1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. by pressing
R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter
how
big or small the S.I.N. defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it
with:

(a) Love
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Long-suffering
(e) Gentleness
(f) Goodness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance

Please see the operating manual HOLY BIBLE, for further details on
the
use of these repairs.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction
voids
the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too
numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded.

As for my day, slept, watched some tv, played a few video games. A nice day. :) Prayers must be kicking in. YEAH! I guess this is the calm before the storm, since college starts this Tuesday. *monday is M.L.K. day* Can't wait. :) Well, that is all. ~END~