It worked only part way.
The bump itself is very pale blue, with a very red center where the skin was broken. But all along the left side of my nose and part of my eyelid are DEEP PURPLE. And it's spreading under my eye. I'm going to be a beaut tomorrow.
Maybe I should find a pirate's eyepatch until this is over.
UGLEEEE! I look like I did a round with -- who's the latest heavyweight boxer? --- Yeah, him.
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Finally broke down and bought a cell phone. All I want is to be able to call 911 or my daughter if my car breaks down on the freeway at midnight. Oh, yes, and I need to sign up with AAA.
Now I have to go read the directions. My daughter put her phone number in the directory, but now I have to figure out how to ring her. Technology, here I come. Crawling.