Pragmatist
Pragmatist

Gremlins - or something
Tue Oct 21 2003

I have been searching for three days now for a lost set of keys. This is the second time I've lost keys in the last couple (?) months. The first set contained a key to the laundry room, the dumpster, and the keys to my two storage lockers in the laundry room.

This second set contained a duplicate house key, duplicate car ignition key, and MY MAILBOX KEY.

You see why I don't carry all my keys on one key chain?

Saturday night I went to shul to celebrate Erev Simchat Torah. On Sabbaths and other holy days, orthodox Jews don't "carry" anything, so we pin a key to an article of clothing, or devise some other way of allowing ourselves to get back into our homes after the celebration. So on this particular key ring, I had attached a safety pin so I could pin the keys to the hem of my shirt.

This is what I remember: I unpinned the key ring from my shirt, unlocked the door, walked into the house, and then.... What? I don't remember. Usually, I take a few steps to the kitchen and hang up the keys on the key peg, then go do whatever else needs doing.

Not only that...and this is where the gremlins come in...I saw that a small, very heavy ashtray was in smithereens. This is the ashtray that I drop the lighted match into after I've lit my Sabbath candles. Now the ashtray was intact when I left Saturday evening, and I could find no evidence of ANYthing that might have dropped on the ashtray and broken it. Nothing. The pieces, except for a few splinters, were all on the table where I always kept it.

Thinking that I might have gone directly to the living room and sat down (instead of hanging up the keys), I have lifted the cushions of the furniture, tipped over the chairs, looked under tables, cleared all the books off the end table, checked the waste baskets. No keys. I upended my purse, considering the possibility that I put the keys in the purse instead on the peg. No keys. I looked under the bed, considering the possibility that I might have dropped the keys instead of hanging them up in the kitchen. No keys.

Now I know those keys are in this apartment someplace, and it's driving me nuts! Is there anyone out there who is a FINDER? Who can tell me where my keys are???? And HOW DID MY ASHTRAY GET BROKEN?????


AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

7 Comments
  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Oct 21 2003
    I would go with the gremlin theory. Nice, neat tidy explaination that has nothing to do with your memory or anything like that. Now if you could just get them to leave around winning lottery tickets! 95 million! Can you believe it?
    Y>
  • From:
    Ozone (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Oct 22 2003
    Were they service a potent wine at Shul??

    You need to set up a web cam to scan your apt while you are away and catch that gremlin on your disc.
  • From:
    Becoming (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Oct 22 2003
    That last comment wasn't supposed to be private . . duh . . the one saying I am a big loser! hehehehe
  • From:
    Kelpie (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Oct 22 2003
    Hi Chaya :)
    I hope you can find your keys soon, common sense says that they have to be there somewhere, but then again ... the broken ashtray adds another aspect to it all and I can't think of a simple explanation for how that could have happened. I shall await further developments with interest,
    Take care, ((( hugs))) and Hooroo for now, Kelpie.
  • From:
    Sezrah (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Oct 22 2003
    that is a pain, i truly empathise
    i think the 'key' is to specifically NOT look for those keys. just simply ignore the fact that you're in dire need of finding them and they'll most probably magically reappear. ever notice how you tend to find the things you're not looking for when you're purposefully looking for something else?
    all the best

    sez
  • From:
    MagicWhiskey (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Oct 22 2003
    Half this city must have copies of our house keys. Kevin must lose a pair a week. I know how frustrating it is to not be able to find them. They are always in the least expected spot in the house.
  • From:
    CovertOps (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Oct 23 2003
    Dear Chaya,
    Hello, and thanks for your warm welcome! It sure is good to be back!
    Gee, that sure is strange about the keys. And creepy, about the ashtray. I think it would be good to keep a spare set of keys with your neighbor or daughter or whoever from now on. And to rig up an alarm system.
    So sorry you lost your keys, dear Chaya. What inconvenience!
    Take care, now.
    Bye, love.
    Hugs,
    E.L.