Pragmatist
Pragmatist

I came across this as I was cleaning out a box of papers needing to be shredded and recycled.  I won't tell you the date on the e-mail, because it's embarrassing to have to admit how long trash has been accumulating.  I'm on my 6th (I think) bag of papers in various forms for recycling.  That does tell you something, doesn't it?

Anyway...to the meat of the entry:

NEW DOG BREEDS

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso
...a dog that folds up for easy transport

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter
...a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyredachs
...a puzzling breed

Pekingese+ Lhasa Apso = Peekasso
...an abstract dog

Irish  Water Spaniel + English English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer
...a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever
...the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Bassett Hound = Newfound Asset Hound
...a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull
...a dog that makes awful mistakes

Collie + Malamute = Commute
...a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere
...a dog that's true to the end

And you may groan at the poor puns.

Bless the day.