one night, the doctors and nurses were talking about getting mugged, harrassed, bullyed, stalked while walking home, in the subway late night, etc etc.
the plan is to confuse the fuckers. instead of pleading, the plan is for some of my co-workers to yell out say, "PEANUT BUTTER EGG FOOT!" or " SCOOBY CHOW DIGGING BEANS!" you get my drift...
or, if say, someone is following you...turning around and start flapping your arms like a chicken and clucking loudly or barking like a dog, or dancing around like the monkey who found the store of bananas, etc. etc.
me? i'd go with breaking out some of my modern dance improv and singing YMCA in a scarily insane voice.
the point? most likely THEY will be stunned, lose the power, gumption to harm, and may even become a little fearful of you!
;-)
peace out again!