franny
bananafish

peppers and onions
Sun Sep 09 2001

on a pizza pie, has sent my GI tract on red alert, call the ship for pepto bismal...

in a futile attempt to mirror ny style, but it came up a little too short, mr. coke washed it all down..with pop fizz, ny kicked some red sox ass.

i know someone who can eat 4 slices and sail smoothe into the midnight sun. i can hear him play harmonica, and my swollen left tit...

ah well, light me another, pack the slice for later. i'm staying up late, thinking 'bout jet planes arriving in cactus land.

3 Comments

From:
Damselita (Legacy)
On:
Sun Sep 09 2001
Ahhh, you found out about the cactus. They are veggies hereeee...nopalitos...is that the spelling? Land plane, land!
From:
Salamander (Legacy)
On:
Mon Sep 10 2001
It must have been National Revenge of the Pizza weekend. The assault launched against moi was spearheaded by pepperoni and black olives, accompanied with a liberal sprinkling of hot peppers. I believe that, left to their own devices, the pepperoni and black olives would have never considered insurrection. Damn those hot peppers anyhow. They're as bad exiting as they were at the entrance gate.
From:
DaffyDuck (Legacy)
On:
Mon Sep 10 2001
4 slices? Swollen left...What happened to the right?