is it a full moon?
why is it that i'm the one to notice that the security system isn't working and that books are flying out of here like free condoms at a high school???
why is it that i'm the one to clean the filter of the security system, screw up my computer screen once more with that high pitched hurt the dog's ears sound and find the key to turn it on and off???
why is it that the only staff member sharing circulation desk duty with me today has the fucken balls to say she'll be calling me to cover for her more often because she has her period???
surely mother nature is at my side today, for i could reply to such utter nonsense by stating that i'm sporting ob's too.
;-)