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franny
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cookie monster...
Thu Aug 16 2001

got his ass kicked yesterday by a dad who was furious that the monster wouldn't pose for a picture with his daughter.
what the hell? although my favorite sesame street character is Oscar (is it any wonder), it would have left deep psychological scars if i were to see poor harmless cookie monster get pounded by some idiot.
so, we've gone below the low by taking life's frustrations out on people wearing cute cuddly costumes...we beat the other hockey dad up when their son checks our son a little to hard against the boards...we run menacing people over because we're rich, blonde, and live in the hamptons...

Oscar...he's slimy green, wears a knitted brow, and has metal boundaries to escape the madness of the world above...he's had it all along. plus he's green...

6 Comments
  • From:
    Fury22 (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 16 2001
    Nooooo! What kind of moron would hurt a poor innocent muppet!!!??? I mean...If it was Elmo, then MAYBE I could understand....But what has poor cookie ever done to anyone!?

    That guy is just lucky he didn't do it to Grover, or there'd be hell to pay if I ever got a hold of him...

    ~Fury~
  • From:
    Slipperman (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 16 2001
    how bizarre and surreal. can you imagine what a fight between a person and a cookie monster suit and a dumbass would look like? can you imagine the humiliation of not only wearing a cookie monster suit, but getting your ass kicked while wearing it? or getting your ass kicked by a person in a cookie monster suit.

    people are strange. i'd wonder why cookie monster couldn't take a picture with the kid. it's amazing who easily some people can be set off these days, though.
  • From:
    Slipperman (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 16 2001
    sorry about my poor grammar. i think i should've used the words 'in a cookie monster suit' and 'how easily some people get ticked off'
  • From:
    DaffyDuck (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 16 2001
    What!?! You've got to be kidding me!?! I love the Cookie Monster! Where was Big Bird!?
  • From:
    Franny (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 16 2001
    apparently big bird was on freaking "break" HA!

    yea, slipperman, i think i'd be more humiliated getting my ass kicked by someone dressed as the cookie monster. btw, the person in the suit was a female...check abcnews.com for the gory details.
  • From:
    Sezrah (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 16 2001
    i've heard of road rage, i've heard of air rage
    i ain't never heard of sesame street rage