aseptic technique? or do you let your germs run amuk down arms and legs, from your little tongue bumps to my back molars? do you gown up, scrub down, latex yourself when you're taking the plunge, and does that surgical mask keep those little poisoned words seeping into the air space in front of me?
will you scrub counter clockwise with alcohol saturated gauze pads only to run ungloved fingers where scapels will trace straight lines and create a doorway for testes and ovaries to take a step outside of fur and skin?
will an autoclave kill off the blueness permeating my lub dub tissue and head lobes, iron out the deep dark wrinkles, make me into a starched white shirt?
i'm a walking germ baby. pockets chock-full of bacteria, mouth teeming with bad guys...i need a shot of tequila, rinse and numb, rinse and numb...