What you need is to dye the cats green for today. That should preoccupy you nicely. (grin)

yeah! that ought to do the trick!!
;-P

When I read the title to your entry my first thought was you doing a Dorf. I couldn't picture that, but can picture the little old man shuffle as I've done it enough when wearing uncomfortable shoes!
Alli

I've got it. Let's tie dye ALL the cats!

you hold them, i'll pour the dye on...
;-P

Hey! If someone is going to pick on you, then they're gonna hafta pick on me too! I take lots of drugs too (eight in all, on a regular basis). In fact, I just did morphine again this weekend as a special added treat. Not only that, but I have a medical license! Someone should get me revoked or something.

People are idiots.

That's the calendar I have over my office desk! Isn't it great? I'm thinking of getting all the months framed after the year ends.

This month is an orange stripey done up like a pig. The poor cat is really very convincing at first glance!

a co-worker sent me the pics...the cat looks like it could be my orangehead...
the goldfish is awesome isn't it?!

The goldfish caused me to do a double-take the first time I saw it. At first I thought these were just doctored photos, but when you look closely at the calendar pictures you can see that somebody took the time to carefully paint each hair, one at a time, on the cats. They're careful to detail that they are using vegetable based dyes, and I'm amazed they can get the vibrant colors they are achieving with those.

There's a cat done up as a peacock that is amazing. My favorite (at least, today's favorite - my choice keeps changing) are a pair of cats with giraffe pattern all over them. It actually looks quite natty!

I want to dye my kitty!