cheese lettuce and tomato, on rye with a little mayo.

how hard can that be?
-light rye
-provolone
-lettuce (the non-nutritive kind "iceberg")
-tomato slices

no meat ms.?

no.

would you like lettuce and tomato with that ms.?

yes.

it's my no muss, no fuss sandwich...

hoagies must take at least 1 month to digest... i'd prefer that my Gastrointestinal tract stay an ally in these trying times.