humiliated
humbled
but all i can do is laugh! turns out a certain person has gone through great lengths to make sure i don't call...dang.
i guess this person IS really Mad at me. if you're reading this, despite your stating you respected my privacy, i'm sorry that i'm not sorry for getting some seriously needed sleep, for training hard for a marathon i've been wanting to run for years, for not performing ridiculous feats of pursuing you...i apologize for being an independent, self-sufficient, and an un self-conscious woman who doesn't give a damn anymore what anyone thinks or says. life is short. get over yourself and become the man you think you are. ;-)
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a good friend of mine and i were tossing the idea of having a man makeover show just to even out all of the woman makeover crap that's consistently rammed down the throats of the female population on this planet...
here goes:
"Transform Your Man! - into a lean, strong, sensitive, dish
and clothes washing, dinner-cooking, monogamous, mature man who wears more
than enough deodorant (including Dr. Scholls shoe inserts), plucks his nose
and ear hair, waxes his back hair, knows and makes full use of every
erogenous zone on a women - even some the women didn't know about - and is
too busy reading to and playing with the kids to watch TV or guzzle beer."
Yes, we'd watch that show my friend. we'd watch.
CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox, UPN take note!
(my friend A rocks! doesn't she?!)