franny
bananafish

hot to trot
Wed Jun 02 2004

a few weeks ago i got a punch in the arm for stating that the Flyers would lose to the Lightning because all philly teams usually choke. i come from a family that includes 4 males, (dad makes 5) all athletic at some point in their lives. growing up, i can't count how many times i'd have to resign myself to the simple fact that the Ranger game, Yankee game, Knicks game, and/or boxing match is what i'd get stuck watching if i wanted tv time at all...

i'm not sure if this is a typical NY kind of thing, but when your team is losing, you turn the tube off and hope it's just your bad luck that's transfering to them. Dad was the expert on this. i remember back in the late 90's during one of the world series games, when the Yanks were losing 0-6 and Bernie Williams decided to make it his year... i had to go wake Dad and tell him...he put his slippers on and headed to the livingroom because he had turned the tv off...couldn't bear to see his team lose or worse, believe that his keeping the tv on was what was jinxing them...

philly fans have no concept of this. they boast. they are in your face. they are downright obnoxious and arrogant that their team will get to any championship game. they paint themselves in philly team colors, put suction flags on their cars, boo the guest team's fans. radiostations host ticket giveaways where folks wade through manure, sell their cars, flush their uncles ashes in order to win... little children sing team songs for the camera...

and then the team loses and all is quiet. the morning after is like a quiet hangover of bitterness, anger, and self-pity...

then comes along a team...6 legged. 4 are equine, 2 human. the human is a bit of a troublemaker. the equine had a bit of a rough beginning. the equine could care less who's singing, chanting, painting themselves brown...he can't read the letters wishing good luck and isn't impressed you sold mom's old wedding dress for the "big game" tickets. he just lets the little guy ride him, push him to be faster than any other horse that day.

Smarty Jones made the current cover of ESPN magazine. finally...Philly has a winner. and he could care less. but just in case, don't freakin' say the "B" word or the "T" word!
;-)

7 Comments
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jun 02 2004
    Odd, I was just working on a Smarty Jones entry when your notify popped into my bin. I'm hardly the archtypical Philly fan. Philadelphia teams were born to break your heart. I'm not much for sports anyhow, but I certainly never expect a Philadelphia team to win in any given season.

    As for Smarty Jones ... that danged horse has traffic completely bolloxed up my way. I won't mention any "B" of "T" words, since I don't know which particular words I'm supposed to be avoiding, but I will say that I'll be glad when this race is over and done with and the horse has been retired to some farm far, far away from here.
  • From:
    Franny (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jun 02 2004
    as long as Philly fans don't become like Boston fans...i can survive the madness here. gotta love that horsey face though...
  • From:
    Lilith (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jun 02 2004
    The best kind of sports hero to influence your life.

    Great entry.
    Can you imagine the $tud fee that horse is going to generate?
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jun 02 2004
    I don't know what the "B" and "T" words are, so I can't be held at fault for using them!

    I now assume "B" stands for "Belle Mountain", but I still have no clue about "T".
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jun 02 2004
    Oh, you must mean "Truffle Cows". I must say, you Philadelphia sports types are terribly superstitious.
  • From:
    Franny (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jun 02 2004
    hey! let's not get mean now...i'm a New Yorker not a Philadelphian..hehehe ;-)
  • From:
    Zarathustra (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jun 02 2004
    i once lost 5 dollars in a casino -- i havent dealt with betting ever since.
    za