franny
bananafish

10:09
Thu Jan 24 2002

i can't help but feel like i've been walking around with tp trailing from my shoe heels or a kick-me sign posted on my back or sucker written with a black sharpie across my forehead...

it's all the little things, pixie-like mischief that's got me wound-up like a jack-in-the-box, i've been on the verge of blowing my top. the snow on the sidewalk slipping into my shoes, the light rain-fall when i'm wearing a mini skirt, a run in my tights down my left leg, the little floating spoiled milk icebergs laughing in my coffee cup...the wait on a long line at the local rite-aid only to be told they didn't call the script in, getting to work late and finding the copier jammed. my garbage still filled to the brim, issues mysteriously missing from the top of my desk, getting "specified server unknown" in the middle of work, finding a hair resting quietly on my lettuce leaf...

i think i've been hexed.
can i borrow your magik bag?

10 Comments
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jan 23 2002
    His victim had more forebearance than I would have. Had it been me, I'd have hit the guy over the head with his own leg.

    Best of luck with the radiographs. If you're lucky, maybe they'll let you read them when they're done.
  • From:
    Greensparkles (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jan 23 2002
    oh no!....he's not going to have 'a leg to stand on ' when they catch him.

    hope it goes well with the x-rays and that your feeling better pronto!
  • From:
    Sezrah (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jan 23 2002
    hehehe that would have been a sight to see
  • From:
    Slipperman (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jan 23 2002
    good luck today, fran, and feel better.

    that's one helluva idiot ruffian story.
  • From:
    Lilith (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jan 23 2002
    Geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    I wonder how he will explain losing it?
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Jan 23 2002
    You tell 'em franny! (Now if you can just find a *doc* who works that way ...)
  • From:
    Slipperman (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jan 24 2002
    well, i hope the old man didn't have a heart condition. seeing you in your condition and all.....;)
  • From:
    Moonman (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jan 24 2002
    So, do you glow in the dark now?
  • From:
    Slipperman (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jan 24 2002
    oh, honey, if i had a magick bag, i'd rush it to you right away.
  • From:
    Lilith (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jan 24 2002
    Franny,

    About those nipples................

    =)