franny
bananafish

and i've got nothing for lunch but an apple, a banana, and that damned grapefruit...
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conclusions:
-we need a mini-bar in the staff room
-we need some real honest leadership in this country
-we need less T&A in the media and more E=MC2
-we need mandatory parenting classes
-we need a protection army just to watch over kids
-we need less corporate hands in our everyday lives
-we need a pie throwing contest with dumbasses lined up out back
-we need less viagra, more "you can be what you want to be, Girl!" pills
-we need less sex, and more real love...okay how 'bout making them at least even?
-we need a man database to tag the undesirables
-we need less jenny craig and more pats on the back/ego/anywhere else you can think of
-we need more ring dings and less low carb diets
-we need more Lucinda Williams and Josh Ritter and less brittany and justin
-we need more bad-ass mofo rock n' roll and less 3rd grade POP
-we need more recliner time, less work time, more reading time, less tv time
-we need less holidays crammed down our throat, but we'll keep St. Patty's for the ale... ;-P
-we need more God in our milk, Buddha in our yogurt, Mohammad in our pasta, and Mary to even things out.
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are you ready?