An actual line from an email I received this morning:
As an initiative to define areas of expertise, ownership, communication, team work, reduction in redundancy, and responsibilities, we would like to develop a flow chart for all the areas of our responsibility encompassed by [insert department name here].
Unfortunately Babelfish doesnât have an English-to-English option for translations.
I especially loved the "reduction in redundancy" part. Now if we could only do something about reduction in incomprehensibility.