NON-U.S. OLYMPIANS ASKED TO UNITE BEHIND AMERICA BY FINISHING BEHIND AMERICA
Park City, Utah - Saying there could be no greater blow to the enemies of freedom than to see the United States win gold, President George W. Bush today called upon non-U.S. Olympians to unite behind America by finishing behind America.
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Damn ... no cybersign of The Professor yet. I really hope he isn't still in bed. I don't want to be the one to have to clean up day old cat vomit from the carpet.