5 Favorite Drugs Store Items
1. picture frames (my drug store always has cheap and different ones)
2. miniatures (you know, little toothpastes, little shampoos, little soaps)
3. Hair color (ever since I started last summer, I've been staring at the boxes, daring myself to get a little more bold. Haven't quite worked up the nerve yet.)
4. Office supplies (I'm a sucker for anything that can go in a desk)
5. Perfume (I don't wear makeup, but I love perfume, especially the little trial sizes.)
5 Reasons for not/doing drugs
1. My brain is weird enough without external help.
2. They're illegal, and I always am the one to get caught.
3. My company randomly drug tests.
4. I'm an addictive personality; no point in looking for trouble.
5. I just don't see the point.
5 Things I Loved About Elementary School
1. Tempera paint.
2. The library; All those books, and they let me take out any one I wanted! Who'd have ever thought it?
3. Wax beans. I was the only kid in my class that liked them, and on days they were served I always ate my way to bloat.
4. Jingle Balls, yo-yos and clackers. Either you're my age and understand, or you don't.
5. Being a big fish in a little pond. Back then I thought I was smart. Now i know better.
5 Thing I Plan To Do In The Near Future
1. Back up the thousand plus digital photographs from my hard drive before something evil happens to them.
2. Get my taxes done. Which means shaking the tax information I need out of my ex. This weekend, if possible. They're starting to keep me awake at night.
3. Re-register Norton. Mine expires the end of this month, and the on-line subscription keeps rejecting my User number, so I have to call them on the phone. This is going to be a royal pain in the butt.
4. Start bugging the Zoo again about volunteer positions. If they're forming a new docent class for fall, they'll be selecting the students in the very near future.
5. Get the oil changed in my car before I cook the engine.
5 Things I say the Most
1. "Actually ..."
2. "I was just going to say that!"
3. "I am not the maid service."
4. "[insert cat's name], STOP THAT NOW!"
5. "I live to serve." (Everybody laughs when I say that for some reason.)
5 Things That Scare Me
1. Not being able to save enough for retirement.
2. When The Prof gets angry/frustrated enough to hit something (always an inanimate object, and only three times in the past 18 months).
3. Moving and having to find a new job.
4. A recurrence of my heart condition.
5. Alzheimers or other degenerative brain condition.
5 Things That Make Me Laugh
1. The not-so-Kitten
2. My net friends
3. The opening chapter to Edward Abbey's book "The Fool's Progress", when Our Hero shoots his refrigerator
4. The short that came on before Monster's Inc. with the birds on the wire.
5. The scene from "All Creatures Great and Small" when Tristan blows up the shed.
5 Things That Make Me Angry
1. Being lied to.
2. People who proselytize and call it "debate".
3. Telemarketers.
4. People who expect me to read their minds.
5. Being told to "go fuck yourself".
5 Things I Love
1. The Professor
2. Clueless Wonder
3. ACfH
4. A handful of very good friends
5. A good book, a good glass of wine, and a comfortable place to enjoy them quietly
5 Things I Can't Do
1. A stadium whistle. I've tried for forty years. Just can't do it.
2. Draw. I have the eye, I have the motivation, but I don't have the talent.
3. Reach the top shelf of anything. Consider me vertically challenged.
4. Use chopsticks. Sensory loss in my fingers, especially my right hand. Just can't do it.
5. Get the hiccoughs just once in a day. If I get them, they keep coming back, and back, and back .... It can get very embarassing.