This arrived at the house while I was hospitalized. I had put this envelope on the lower priority mail pile, as it didn't look like a bill or something that needed to be dealt with immediately, and so didn't get to it until later this afternoon.
Dear Patient:Your recent mammogram showed a finding that requires additional imaging studies in order to complete the evaluation. Most such findings are benign (not cancer). Please call ********** to schedule and appointment for these tests.
My life has become a medical joke. I'm still waiting for the punchline.