My Liver New
Taking shameless advantage of the song "New York, New York", Written by Fred Ebb/ John Kander
Let me say for the record that making parodies would be much easier if "liver" were a one-syllable word
Start spreadin' the news, you're going away.
You have outlived your part of it, my sick Liver.
Your vagabond tricks led you far astray
And now I've no more heart for it, my sick Liver.
I wanna wake up with a liver that I can keep
And you'll be tossed in the dump, top of the heap.
My cirrhosis blues will all melt away
I'll make a brand new start of it, with liver new
And when Doc grafts it there I'll take it everywhere
My new liver, my liver new
I wanna wake up with liver that I can keep
I find I've got a high MELD, topping the List
Transplant awaits, B-negative ....
This sickness and woe will all melt away
I'm gonna make a brand new start of it with Liver new
A-a-a-nd when Doc grafts it there, I'll take it everywhere
My new liver, my liver new!