Salamander
Fire Walking

Yet another Liver Parody
Thu May 08 2003

It's been too long since the last one.

My Liver New


Taking shameless advantage of the song "New York, New York", Written by Fred Ebb/ John Kander
Let me say for the record that making parodies would be much easier if "liver" were a one-syllable word

Start spreadin' the news, you're going away.
You have outlived your part of it, my sick Liver.
Your vagabond tricks led you far astray
And now I've no more heart for it, my sick Liver.

I wanna wake up with a liver that I can keep
And you'll be tossed in the dump, top of the heap.

My cirrhosis blues will all melt away
I'll make a brand new start of it, with liver new
And when Doc grafts it there I'll take it everywhere
My new liver, my liver new

I wanna wake up with liver that I can keep
I find I've got a high MELD, topping the List
Transplant awaits, B-negative ....

This sickness and woe will all melt away
I'm gonna make a brand new start of it with Liver new
A-a-a-nd when Doc grafts it there, I'll take it everywhere
My new liver, my liver new!

10 Comments
  • From:
    MoonriddenGirl (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 08 2003
    Back at you, Pali. :) The world is a better place for people like you. </mush>

    And for folks like your car dealer! I mean, that man has renewed my faith in salesmen.
  • From:
    Waterspriteflying (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 08 2003
    Happy Anniversary, and here's to many more!

    Ani Watersprite
    PS--Love your index page spoofs!
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 08 2003
    I value our friendship and I look forward to the day when we meet in person. Your never-ending support with my "back-to-school" adventure has been a souce of strenght. I won't even go into detail about all the math problems you have helped me with, both at the 7th grade and college level.
    Happy 2nd Anniversary at DD!
    Sue
    Awesome news about the CD player. Baubles are always an appropriate subsitute. :))
  • From:
    Jamisinc (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 08 2003
    Happy Anniversary!
  • From:
    TraumaMama (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 08 2003
    LOL---very good!
    Here's hoping that high MELD score sends one your way FAST!
  • From:
    Shay4l (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 08 2003
    This thing with baubles...are you sure you don't have any dwarven blood in there somewhere?
  • From:
    Franny (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 08 2003
    glad you're here, glad you stayed. grateful for your kind words and great entries. thank you for sharing a little bit of your life. hope you get a great bauble!
    and...
    here's hoping you get that new liver soon!!!!
    :-)
  • From:
    Calichef (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri May 09 2003
    Sorry about those morning glories. Maybe some netting would help? I hope you get a bauble, too! I want you to get a nice, couple of pound, double-lobed, kinda squishy "garnet." But the sparkly kind are nice, too. Oh, and happy anniversary!
    ~Cali
  • From:
    Lilith (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri May 09 2003
    awwww Pali, don't cha know you're so easy to love.
    You've brought us all some warming moments and sprinkled humor on a heavy heart more than once.

    You got me again with your liver song.lol
    I love your head =)
  • From:
    Monstergue (Legacy)
    On:
    Sun May 11 2003
    Happy DD anniversary!! It IS an interesting place with an interesting mix of people. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, lol....I think the good greatly outweighs the bad in this place.

    Something ate my morning glory tops, too. The moonflower seem to be doing fine, though. You might be dealing with slugs as they tend to like those things. Try putting out a saucer of beer and see what happens...

    Shiny baubles are always appropriate and should be handed out much more freely by the gentlemen in our lives, lol. A nice bauble beets a good frying pan any day :)

    Take Care,
    Bobbi