Sometimes you have to piece the Big Story together from Little Facts. The lady was seen to get into her car at her house. The lady was next seen going through the intersection of Maple and Broad. Finally, the lady was seen at KMart. It is safe to say that the lady followed a particular route that took her from her house through the intersection of Maple and Broad to KMart. Maybe you don't know the exact route, but you can make a pretty good guess. It's a small town, after all.
Now that route the lady took is theoretical, but it's based on facts. So don't go telling me that it's just a theory, and I don't have any of the missing links to prove where she's been. And especially don't go telling me that Scotty transported her from her house to the KMart because that's what you read in the National Enquirer, and everything the National Enquirer prints has to be the truth because journalists don't lie.
Yellow ribbons come from an old Reader's Digest story (later condensed even further into a saccharine song) about a prisoner coming home from doing his time. He writes his love, "If you want me to get off the bus, tie a ribbon around the oak tree in the front yard. If I don't see a ribbon, I'll keep on going, no questions asked." He sees not one, but a hundred ribbons on the tree, signifying forgiveness and a welcome home.
It's nice to see so many of you out there forgiving the soldiers.