8:55 - Half an hour late, but here at last.
11:54 - It could be worse.
12:14 - The end is tantalizingly close. The Mouth is taking him to the Little Boss's office to look at some training paperwork. I'm waiting at my desk with growing impatience for paperwork from my facilities management group. The guy seems *really* taken with our facility and our documentation for the most part. I want to feel relieved, but I also want that paperwork. Where are those guys?
12:22 - Still waiting .... Please, don't let the audit get goofed up now. We're almost done.
1:45 - YES! Final score: 99 out of 100 possible points. The downside: we've set the bar damned high for next year's audit.
2:30 - A quick run to Wendy's for a victory burger and fries. I know I shouldn't, but I haven't eaten all day, and I've earned it.
3:02 - A congratualatory memo out to all concerned, and arrangements made for pizza party for the guys in the two departments who did their absolute best to make this happen. Seven pizzas is a small price to pay for near perfection.
And now what? Others celebrate Olympian sized feats by following through on "I'm going to Dizzyworld". There's no way in hell I'd head for Florida this weekend, even if I could. I'm allergic to hurricanes.
I'm heading to Cape May. Shopping, eating, birding, shelling, more eating .... Look out NJ! Here I come!