When I took this apartment, I thought I was being real smart. I took the apartment that was available in the same building as the management office. I figured that, since I was within spitting distance of the office I'd get better service. After all, you don't want the apartments immediately adjacent to the office looking ratty, or their occupants disgruntled. We're one of the first things prospective renters see, after all.
This of course means that management sees everything that goes around my apartment. Including illicit tennants, should I try to pull that off.
Well, they see most illicit tennants. They actually haven't caught on to the fact I've got ACfH yet. There's no way to turn her into a paying sublet tennant though, so I'm still up manure river with no way to propel my boat.