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Which drink are you?
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I hate tequila. And I'm not supposed to add salt to anything.

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I don't wear glasses. Well, not full time, anyhow.

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I've never even heard of Kellis (but maybe I ought to do some investigating).

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And this ... this ... this MUST be a joke, right?

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