This is just too weird. I've gotten over half a dozen hits in the past few days from the good people at Marketprobe.com, who are apparently running the word "Aspirus" through multiple search engines. The problem? Aspirus is a word I made up when I did that follow-up entry a few weeks back on Controlus Freakus (2 Mar 2004 - Reclassification).

If they're doing research for a name for a new product, I want it known here and now that I've claimed copyright on the name, but can be bought out for a modest sum. An amount that covers Dekyi's veterinary bills would be sufficient.