Salamander
Fire Walking

Fifty Years After the Fair
Thu Jul 25 2024

I have, due to some congenital brain damage that was evidently overlooked at birth, allowed myself to be volunteered onto my high school class' 50th reunion planning committee. None of you know much about me as a teen, so picture the strange introvert who did not attend sporting events or pep rallies except under duress, who did not participate in any organized activities except the literary club, and who preferred anonymity whenever possible now serving as event planner to the popular and successful. God help us all.

My idea of a school reunion was casual dress, a bunch of tables, a radio on in the background, and no pressure/no hype. Leave all egos and politics at the front door; our hostess will provide you with a coat-check ticket so you can pick those items up on the way out. At least the dress code is optional (I'm very close to opting for jeans and a t-shirt), but somehow we've ended up with a DJ, a pay bar for the entire duration (5 hours), a raffle for 12 or more gift baskets and a 50/50 (proceeds to be donated to the high school for a student lounge area), and decor out the wazoo.

In an inspired stroke, I volunteered to cover the sign in/name tag table by myself for the day of the event. It was clever (I thought). Time for very quick chit-chat only, a chance to see every face and force them to give me their name so there wouldn't be any guess-work on who is who, and a seat away from the press of people inside the gala hall. Fellow committee members are becoming upset about this and are now trying to make it mandatory for everybody to take turns at it. I can't even make a clever idea that was supposed to be a win-win for everybody work. Looks like I'm going to be forced into the whole out-of-control gala in spite of myself. And make no mistake, this has turned out to be one hum-dinger of a gala.

I graduated with just under 800 people fifty years ago. We are now about 6 weeks out from the event, and have nearly 180 people coming (including grads and some spouses). This was NOT the event for a novice to help plan. My approach so far has been to lay low, say little, and volunteer for stuff nobody else wanted to do. It worked well until last week, when one of the other committee members asked me, on the QT to try to get a quote for event insurance. We have a doctor/lawyer on our committee (because what committee doesn't need a doctor/lawyer?) who informed us we don't need event insurance, but a few were uncomfortable with this, and so I was drafted to get a quote so we could bring it up at the next (and hopefully last) meeting before the event. It's my own fault - I tried to get out of something by saying I had an appointment with my insurance broker that conflicted, but ended up being asked to inquire about event insurance since I was going to be at the broker's anyhow.

I used to be smarter than this.

8 Comments
  • From:
    D'vorahDavida
    On:
    Thu Jul 25 2024
    THIS is the reason I used to love Dear Diary. It's like reading a humorous essay in the Sunday paper! What a punchline at the end. I love it and laughed out loud! And really what made it funnier for me, is the fact that my class is having a reunion in a few weeks. I graduated from a class of about 32. From the email list, it looks like there might be 15 of us if we are lucky. Meeting at the local pub for late lunch and hang out for a few hours. You'd love it! T-shirt and jeans would be perfectly acceptable attire! There will be no insurance. Ha! I hope you enjoy it, and can't wait to hear how it went!
  • From:
    MissTick
    On:
    Fri Jul 26 2024
    I happened to love reunions, mainly because my classmates are now scattered all over the world and can share interesting stories of other cultures and experiences, so it is always an exiting event, at least to us...we do it in small numbers though, never more then 20 at a time, no spouses allowed, unless they were in the same year :-) so we can share compromising stuff too...In your situation I would try to push to fancy dress party - lots of animal-themed masks and no clue of who is who :-) just a thought...To be honest, I think, you'll enjoy it in the end, if you do only shifts at the badges...you never know, until you've tried, right?
  • From:
    DearDiary1
    On:
    Fri Jul 26 2024
    Absolutely agree with D'vorah - love your writing style Sal, gives me a giggle. And I can't think of anything worse than a reunion like that... Ugh.
  • From:
    D'vorahDavida
    On:
    Sun Aug 18 2024
    Has the reunion happened? If so how did it go??? Inquiring minds.... 🤣
    • From:
      Salamander
      On:
      Thu Aug 22 2024
      It happens on September 14th. Keep an eye on national headlines on the 15th.
  • From:
    DearDiary1
    On:
    Sun Aug 18 2024
    ACTUALLY testing a reply to your post :) I messed up and deleted the last one, so you might not have seen it. Apologies. Let me know if you see this though!
    • From:
      Salamander
      On:
      Tue Aug 20 2024
      I see this, but do you see my reply to it?
      • From:
        DearDiary1
        On:
        Wed Aug 21 2024
        I do indeed :)