Salamander
Fire Walking

Thanks, Anne Oakley:
Tue Jun 11 2002

Anne just put me on to How long will you live? I have to say, the results surprised me. And if it doesn't work this time, Jade, go to: http://www.longtolive.com .

Your average life span is: 89 Years Old

By modifying your Health, Lifestyle, Diet and Environment you can live to be: 98 Years Old

You were born on Sunday, June 10, 1956. You have lived 16,802 days and have 15,683 days left to live. Lets make them count!
You should die on Friday May 19, 2045 at 9:36:38 PM.

Well, The Prof should be pleased. I know it's a (usually unspoken) worry of his that I'll die first, since I'm fifteen years older than he is. According to this site, if I just do nothing, you guys are going to be stuck with me for a long time anyhow.

Of course, the site neglected to ask pertinent little questions like heart health history. I fear that may complicate the calcs a bit.

23 Comments

From:
Allimom (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
You need to take the e-mail addy's of the persons mailing you and go sign them up for all kinds of online newsletters! Be sure to include giving the addy to military recruiters and churches telling them that you would like them to send as much information as possible to that address...
Alli
From:
Justjen (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
OMG!!! Now that is just ridiculous!!! I like Allimom's idea. LMAO
From:
Slipperman (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
man, that's brutal, allimom.
From:
CranberrieWine (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
They are all a bunch of crazy morons!
From:
NooNoo (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
Yes, do what Allimom suggested, that'd serve them right. And if they ever find out it was you tell them you can remove them from all the lists - however, you do need their account number to do just that :D.

cur
From:
Toxicepiphany (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
Oh geez! Go with allimom. :o) If not, I sure as heck will. :o)

You'd think they'd get the hint, or something. Guess not.
From:
Salamander (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
Somehow I sincerely doubt that even the most ardent spam-meister is going to believe that [email protected] wants to join the army or purchase pleasure toys. No, my hope of being avenged lies within the seeds of this diary entry. Let those who read this feel free to copy and paste, or provide the URL to others. Word gets around.
From:
TraumaMama911 (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
Oh for pete's sake, what a bunch of freaking idiots!!!!!!!
Have to admit, I like allimom's idea...
From:
Jade (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
Priceless!

Oh, and in answer to your question, no, I didn't think to save the worm for the vet... figured if I walked in with that they'd think I was loonie! I'll know better next time!
From:
Hillbillywife73 (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
Oh my gosh the Double Day drama has to be annoying as heck to you..Its almost like u wonder if they are getting your emails and zapping u off the same stuff over and over..UGH!!! Dont let up, maybe a human will respond back to you rather than the computer :)
From:
AnneOakley (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
!SAL~~!!
The cake looks soooooooooooooo delicous!*drooling*.. Save one piece for meeeeeee!

Happy Birthday!

Hugs,
*~*A.O.*~*
From:
Allimom (Legacy)
On:
Tue Jun 11 2002
I have never had problems with my Bank of America cards, and get airline mileage with them also. Low interest, friendly people and mileage. What more could you ask for?
Alli
From:
AnneOakley (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
~Sal:

Heehehehe, You will be an old fartie! Just kidding ;o) well, its not too bad as you think!

Hugs,

AO
From:
BarnacleBoo (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
I'm always surprised when you mention how much older than the Prof you are. ;)

I loved your phrase, "the road to Hell is not paved with good intentions; it's cobbled with Convenience." LOL Why, I was just thinking that today--only without the clever wording!

That cake looks divine....

xo
Boo
From:
NooNoo (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
My family was F.U.'d one time too many and we cut the VISA card to pieces and never plan to use one anymore.

Great, I'm gonna go and do that quiz now.

Love
cur
From:
Jade (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate banks, especially ones that change owners??? Oh, I have? Well then, I won't say it again just yet.

But how did I miss your b-day AGAIN? It seems like you just had a b-day... damn. We're all getting old.
From:
Jade (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
I wanted to see if I was going to outlive you but the link won't work! :(
From:
Slipperman (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
what a gorgeous cake! that prof is a sweetie.

i bank with citibank and have a citibank card linked to my online account. no problems that i can remember.
From:
Jade (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
Nope, sorry to tell ya Sal, the link still doesn't work. :(
From:
Avalonelf (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
*~Salamander~*

Grrrr to those book club people. You should get their phone number and call them and bitch them out,lol.

That's a nice cake you have there, mmm mmm good : ) Hope your birthday was the best!! And I hope things start looking up for you!!

You still have a long time to live!!

Love,Alaina
From:
Allimom (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
Kate & Leopold is a fun movie. While it is not as big as some of the movies you have mentioned, it is very enjoyable and fun. It is no Casa Blanca or Gone With The Wind, but it has Hugh in it, so who cares?!
Alli
From:
CranberrieWine (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
What a beautiful cake! How did it taste? I am having a party in my house soon..and am thinking of baking some cakes...
From:
Jade (Legacy)
On:
Wed Jun 12 2002
No, not necessary, but since you are the only one visiting me today I thought I'd get your attention one last time! :) Btw, thanks for the html colors addy! I've added it to my menu.

Salamander Fire Walking

Thanks, Anne Oakley:Tue Jun 11 2002

Salamander
Fire Walking

Thanks, Anne Oakley:
Tue Jun 11 2002