Salamander
Fire Walking

I understand that this one traces back to Jade. So here we go:

The Eighties Pop Act Test deems me:

45% Eighties Pop Act You are Phil Collins: When your friends were with you, you were the coolest, but on your own, you were a simpering crybaby. Go listen to Genesis.

Wait just a goll'darn second. I LIKE Phil Collins. And he is not a simpering crybaby.

OK, dissatisfied with that one, I took the suggestion at the bottom of the page and continued on to:

The Castaway Quiz deems me:
	The Professor You are intelligent and wise, people respect your thoughtfulness. But really, that raft thing....you need to do something about that.

OK, OK, I cheated here. It kept trying to make me the Skipper, and I am emphatically NOT the Skipper. So I tweaked the answer to one of the questions (just one) to adjust for gender, and it came out more to my liking.