I guess it's like Gremlins. Don't get them wet.
The new sofa and loveseat arrived ... not only on time, but ten minutes early. Warrior Princess has taken to it. Clueless Wonder wanders hopelessly around it, looking for his old, familiar territory. Sorry babe, gotta go with progress. ACfH is locked in the bathroom so I don't accidently-on-purpose drop something heavy on her while I rearrange the living room.