MissTick
Thingish Things

To all likeminded folks! It's this time of the year again! May your binary be long and prosper!
Happy sysadmin appreciation day to you!!! 

what the hell is saad?

Scroll over one or two jokes on the topic: 

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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
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Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
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There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
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Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
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In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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I never really understood how there could be things that would drive you insane just because you knew them until I ran into Windows.
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Computing is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. 
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