MissTick
Thingish Things

Hmmmmm.............I have my glass of wine. Ok so it is still early, party over here LMAO. I want to see that video from Lisa, I hope it is soft porn, I almost forgot what a man looks like, lol. OK OK, I will behave myself. CAN I start the pillow fight,****throws pillow at Lisa**** WOO HOO.

Internet Mom

Lmao! I dont drink, I dont smoke. The movie was sooooooo ahemmm... Am sure Mom and you would love it. I watched it twice. It's kinda spicy. Teehheee....

I can sing in the karaoke or videoke while you two dance. And yes, I'll be in my nightie. Kinda hot in here too.... You got some lemonade? Hmmmm...where's that guy I tagged along? Must be trying to fit his new pyjamas. I forgot to tell him not bring his boots and bazookas. Lol.

Orient:)

Hmmmmm...I will need to look for a lemonade...Your guy shouldn't be bothering squeezing his boots into pyjamas, since firstly - we could just amend the sign about "ladies, leave your clothes and have a good time" (just take out "ladies", I guess, will do)...and secondly - who will undertake that task to remind Sheril how the man looks like?..
and when you said "videoke" did you meant - you can sort of imitate all the sounds or all the actions in that movie, you brought? [*scrubs her head, puzzled]...(btw I really thought it is going to be something about crime&punishment, when you first mentioned the title of it! - "killing me..."[*falling off the bed, laughing])

Knocking to come in and join the party .
Looks like you are having a lot of fun here ladies ..can I join ya !!!
Lets all do the hokey cokey !
Anyone want chocolate ....heres some I brought ..mmm !
Thanks for having me ..this is really rockin now !!!
Hugs
Linda
xxxx

Hey have a great party, a memorable one. I think no drinks or food should be enjoyed in the cyber party. Instead share and enjoy your fantasies, emotions, thoughts and of course feelings. ya... go ahead ...... enjoy..... have fun...

Hey girls (and whoever might be here as well), how about telling jokes? should we make it a compulsory - "entrance ticket" - to bring a short joke that makes you laugh to share with the others? [*just returned from work here - got to do some searching in the fridge for eatable/drinkable stuff...]
(~A question: does everybody have a problem with the music on this page or is it just me?~)

hey! did i miss a party????!!!!!!!?????

OK, have found another funny sign just to add to Orient's collection:
Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

I think, on the general notice of being fed up we can safely assume - the Party is over, thanks everyone for coming...

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once"
See you again ;-)

here's my entrance joke:

The Clever Female


There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

And this is addressed to Bubbles1956 and Miss Tick:

Q: What's the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex?
A: What time will your husband get home?


Q: Why is a woman different from a PC?
A: A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

Teeeheeee!!!

3 1/2" floppy even sounds good at this point! LMAO

Mom

Is da party still on yet??? Who mixed my lemonade with scotch???? I felt giddy and slipped in the bathroom. I saw stars and decided to sleep there for awhile. Have i missed some great action here? Lol.

I found this sign on the sink. Seems Sheryl left it:

"Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy"

Hey all! Let's support Sheryl's crusade for the animals. This one is animal-friendly. Lmao!

Orient:)

Wow...woke up today to the sounds of Orient singing something about Horses...hmmmmmm [*note to myself: got to watch the drinks next time]...

Hey, I never heard this Cowboy's song! can someone please send me one? If it's a really good one, perhaps, it might even end up in my jukebox, along with the Asshole song ;-)

I had no idea that the party was still going on...Perhaps, we need to synchronise our watches next time...

it is a morningafter for me here, but of course you guys just carry on with your fun, while I'll be doing my duties...I'll pop in during my lunch break to check if there is still enough beverages left...And will see what's left (I mean - guests, not beverages) after my working day completed...

see ya all later, party poppers ;-) have fun...

A coward... people are always nervous about what they do... know one is truly a coward... they just have alternatives they wish to explore before confrontation...

A question to Orient in return [*wink, wink]:

Q.When are the two times a man does not understand a woman?

A.Before marriage and after.