I think, all women are damn smart here, so I'm forwarding this to all of you, ladies:
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day
so please send this message to someone you think fits this description.
And remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, margarita in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Have an amazing day!
IVGLDSW
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Is it a good thing or a bad thing - to have the top bosses moved into next door building from where they used to be - 20 min bus drive away? I think this is a bad thing as we are already spending half-time out there, when before we could've just say: "next time I'm in town..."
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is it a bad thing or a good thing to have secretary to chef executive moved next door to your house? does this means that i'll be "on call" if something goes wrong with her computer? or does this means that I'll get invited to all executives parties? Hmmmmm...still to find out...
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Absent-mindedness - when you haven't noticed how they've built and opened a HUGE supermarket in your own town, 5 mins from your house (hmmmm...I never saw the building site even when drive by and now was really shocked to see it!)
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Absent-mindedness also - when you get home and sit in a car for half-hour, having just noticed next doors christmas decorations and being enchanted by cheerful santa's dance on the wall so much that forgot what you were doing...
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Relevant Bollocks from Alistair Beaton:
Continental drift.
Why do you always have to control how you spend your time?
Why not let go and relax – if the continents can drift, why can’t you?