Man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.
She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up.
The manager is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true.
"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife.
Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here!?!"
The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
And since I’m “on the topic”, few more I found quite inspiring:
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They say man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is truly finished
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Q: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems
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The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage